Me: Where should I apply my perfume?
Coco Chanel: A woman should wear perfume wherever she wants to be kissed
if i give you a boner please tell me so i can feel good about myself
Stars Attack Pizza…yet Brad looks like he’s starved to death.
*doctor voice* congratulations! it’s a brony!
put it back
I’m the type of person that never starts a conversation and then wonders why I have no friends