Me as a porn star

toyota:

*gets emotionally attached to everyone i perform a scene with*

drunkdilf:

fasterfood:

*teacher voice* tonight’s homework is to get laid

*fails class*

lindsaylohoean:

the word bed is in shape of a bed this is amusing

givemeinternet:

When my instructor asked me how everyone in my class got 100% on our final.

givemeinternet:

When my instructor asked me how everyone in my class got 100% on our final.

givemeinternetGive Me Internethttp://givemeinternet.tumblr.com/post/94562283618/when-my-instructor-asked-me-how-everyone-in-my
onlylolgifs:

He used the wrong

onlylolgifs:

He used the wrong

lamelohanhellohttp://lamelohan.tumblr.com/post/94327874893/onlylolgifs-he-used-the-wronghttp://lolgifs.net

allkillernofiller:

real talk how often are you meant to change your bra

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